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Made with chocochips and a little essence of your soul.
Gary didn't ask to be born. But here he is. Delicious.
Tastes like overthinking at 3am with a hint of vanilla.
Cinnamon, sugar, and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
Blessed by a cookie angel. Do not question the wings.
These cookies orbit your tastebuds. Literally astronomical.
